Hitchhiker's Guide to Reality

Hail slicing down While under a tree I wonder how much you can hear with me. Does that pitter patter escape you still? The running chil...

Eerie calm where hordes of shoppers once hustled. Silence as a thousand telephones do not ring. Front doors left ajar reveal unswept floo...

I have found myself in possession of Marian Keyes' new book. Apparently that sometimes happens when you make a trip to the local booksho...

7am 'Quick Mammy, get up and bake a cake!' 'Mmmf what??!' 'For if Daddy and Little One come home from hospital tod...

The good days. Ah, the good days. When we marvel at your ability to use your whole body, your face and surely some kind of magic to communic...

I knew what you wanted. Of course I did. I knew even before you did that you'd want to go with Daddy. I don't blame you, he's k...

I do not like thee, 8am 'I do not like thee!' shouts this femme. I did not like 2, 4 or 6 Nor 1am, thrown in the mix. I do not l...